It is late at night, I lay awake constantly thinking about how I will ever get through this. Everyday another thing gets added on to my cake that will never win first prize. I miss the things that have held me together for many years but I realize how alive I am today.

I wish people on YouTube understood how ridiculous it is to post things like, "wat r u taking about you dont know nothin bout anyone chris is so rad and you just r hatin on da world dont u eva come knockin on my door or i will beat you in" That is what we call a run-on sentence. I know I am not always grammatically correct but at least I don't pride myself on it. If you would like to sit down with me one day we could sit and talk these things out- oh wait, you are a forty year old man online-dueling a 14 year old. No that comment wasn't addressed to me in anyway, I just passed by it.

I made an 18 on the ACT. It is the minimum for normal colleges. I was really down-and-out about it until I heard the local hottie at my previous school is living with a 14 on her ACT. Maybe I will get into college for height? I am a raging 5'10 now. I will be sure to add "my gravitational pull is far greater than the average girl" that will surely get me into a decent college.

How am I getting bored with 23 people living on the same floor? Is there nothing exciting going on. Please somebody start a fire and dance naked.
















Entertain me, please.
Godspeed.

Jonas Brothers 3D Experience.

Saturday night I had the pleasure of attending Jonas Brother 3D Experience, in the next town over. It was a concert in 3D (yes, I purchased glasses) and God's gift to earth. and I had great seats to a theatre with no one else but myself and the Jo' Bro's. Now, I have never had any interest in the Jonas Brothers, but seeing them in 3D has opened a new door. They are China, and I want to trade with them.

Baby Jonas, the youngest is a prodigy. He played guitar, piano, sang like a lark, and did acrobatics while in a three piece suit.
Joe Jonas, the middle Jo'Bro', played a tambourine and acrobated with Baby Jonas while wearing a florescent, sleeveless, v-neck.
Kevin Jonas, oldest boy- is creepy. I don't like him.

They were very entertaining.
During their concert I had sunglasses thrown at me, was hosed down with flock perhaps, and I felt like the Jonas Brothers were winking at me, directly.

The theatre was empty, just me and the brothers.
Beautiful.

Locking Kelli in the Bathroom.

Our dorm room bathrooms are shared between to rooms; your room and your suite mates. They have a very handy security lock, you can lock the bathroom doors from the inside and the outside.

Now with that knowledge let me give you a little incite on my room mate Kelli. She is tiny, and loud, she will cry immediatley if needed and I love her terribly. I locked her in the bathroom tonight.

It started out with Kelli just being loud and I was packing all my gear for the trip home, when she walked into the bathroom singing Hillary Duff or something else of that manner. Midsentence, I locked our bathroom- with Kelli in it! Recognize! She started asking me to unlock it when I ran to my suitemates room and locked their door as well. Alas, Kelli is trapped. I tried calling a dear friend Hanna to come and bully Kelli, but she didn't answer. Kelli screamed and possibly cried and I let her out after I got bored.

Then I gave her food and now she is asleep, my little Kelli baby.

Mississippi School of the Cats

Can you imagine what it would be like if this school was entirely made up of cats? Check out to leave, Mrs Mary is cat. Written up? Cat Principle. No one would use the elevator. Beds would be smaller and more room to dance! 

Everything would be so much better if everyone was a cat.

A Post or Fun!

I feel better.

Can I call a carrot, orange?

So as I was exiting my Dramaturgy class, a friend Fisher asked me. Why can we call the fruit Orange, but we can't call a carrot orange? Obviously they must have named the color after the fruit. But why? Why on earth would you pick the fruit orange, to name a whole color after? They're plenty of awesome orange things. I don't even want to refer to them as orange anymore, i'm just so upset with the time continum for naming a fruit and a color the same thing. There are tre' more interesting things of that shade such as; Basketballs, Goldfish, Pumpkins, Foxes, Goldfish Crackers, Carrot Cake, Ms. Fitzsimmons shirt, Sunsets, Some Cheeses, The Reese's Packets, And many other objects. But Why Orange?

Here is a montage of orange things.