It is late at night, I lay awake constantly thinking about how I will ever get through this. Everyday another thing gets added on to my cake that will never win first prize. I miss the things that have held me together for many years but I realize how alive I am today.

I wish people on YouTube understood how ridiculous it is to post things like, "wat r u taking about you dont know nothin bout anyone chris is so rad and you just r hatin on da world dont u eva come knockin on my door or i will beat you in" That is what we call a run-on sentence. I know I am not always grammatically correct but at least I don't pride myself on it. If you would like to sit down with me one day we could sit and talk these things out- oh wait, you are a forty year old man online-dueling a 14 year old. No that comment wasn't addressed to me in anyway, I just passed by it.

I made an 18 on the ACT. It is the minimum for normal colleges. I was really down-and-out about it until I heard the local hottie at my previous school is living with a 14 on her ACT. Maybe I will get into college for height? I am a raging 5'10 now. I will be sure to add "my gravitational pull is far greater than the average girl" that will surely get me into a decent college.

How am I getting bored with 23 people living on the same floor? Is there nothing exciting going on. Please somebody start a fire and dance naked.
















Entertain me, please.
Godspeed.