Can I call a carrot, orange?

So as I was exiting my Dramaturgy class, a friend Fisher asked me. Why can we call the fruit Orange, but we can't call a carrot orange? Obviously they must have named the color after the fruit. But why? Why on earth would you pick the fruit orange, to name a whole color after? They're plenty of awesome orange things. I don't even want to refer to them as orange anymore, i'm just so upset with the time continum for naming a fruit and a color the same thing. There are tre' more interesting things of that shade such as; Basketballs, Goldfish, Pumpkins, Foxes, Goldfish Crackers, Carrot Cake, Ms. Fitzsimmons shirt, Sunsets, Some Cheeses, The Reese's Packets, And many other objects. But Why Orange?

Here is a montage of orange things.

The SLC Card Scanner is a Skank.

So, you must scan your card into any building to gain entry.

You have to pull out your card. Your card that is in your purse filled with everything you've had in your hands since last Tuesday. To realize you've already been beaten by some other shart student with their badge. It makes me so mad when that skank scanner won't just open up for me. Seriously Skanky Scanner. I hate you, and I hate having to rub all over you with my badge just so you can grant me access into a building, that I probably don't even want to go in anyways. You're a big, big skank. 

-Agnam

I'M LEAVING SHART SCHOOL TODAY FOR A FULL WEEKEND! Whahoo!

(Shart School Copywrite)

Projecting on Stoop of Coop

So, I had to beg SS to give me a taste of his Diet Coke, he only drinks healthy you know. So as I was screaming MUY TRIIISTE! He finally gave in and let me have a massive swig. I was swallowing, when he yelled something obscene such as "I have the clap." I couldn't swallow because of sheer confusion about him having the clap all the sudden carbonation foam started projectiling out of my mouth all over the Stoop of Coop. So here I am, just gagging, not breathing, and bluntly just trying to live. When I hear "Uhhhh We're trying to film... Blah Blah Blah..Stop Dying."

In the Words of Stephanie Tanner, "How Rude."

-Agnam.

Want to know how I feel?

This is how I feel.

huy56hyyyyyyyyyyyyfr.

I just banged my head on to the keyboard.

Here I go again;

hyjkjgbgy.

That is how I feel.

Is this the end of Shart School? (Shart School Copywrite.)

I am a Bloggist

Hello World! 

I am now a Bloggist!

We're bringing Blogging to the art school community!

I have already made it to 28 witty fun-do titles.

It's nothing compared to Primrose's 60.

I FAIL.

-Agnam