Projecting on Stoop of Coop

So, I had to beg SS to give me a taste of his Diet Coke, he only drinks healthy you know. So as I was screaming MUY TRIIISTE! He finally gave in and let me have a massive swig. I was swallowing, when he yelled something obscene such as "I have the clap." I couldn't swallow because of sheer confusion about him having the clap all the sudden carbonation foam started projectiling out of my mouth all over the Stoop of Coop. So here I am, just gagging, not breathing, and bluntly just trying to live. When I hear "Uhhhh We're trying to film... Blah Blah Blah..Stop Dying."

In the Words of Stephanie Tanner, "How Rude."

-Agnam.